Last night, I slept with my foot in a "night cast". It actually helped. And it looked very attractive worn with my mouth guard. I guess eventually, every part of my body will need some sort of night apparatus, just to keep it from falling right the hell off. I'll be trussed up like dinner at frickin' Joe's Peking Duck House, and it'll take me four hours to get ready for bed.
I'm going to go make some cookies and see what's on TV.