You say "run-on sentence" like it's a bad thing.
Yes, it is a little!
That is creepy.This is not at all related, but I need to vent right this very second and I just happen to be in your comments. My office mate has just begun eating her THIRD meal of the day right now. They've all smelled really bad. Thanks, I feel better having gotten that off my chest.
That is what I'm here for. Does this same office mate have a cell phone with an incredibly annoying ring tone? Which rings every five minutes despite the fact that there's a phone on her desk? That's going to be the subject of some venting on my part.
YES! She does! In addition, every time someone sends her a text message a creepy voice comes on and says "hello mojo" and then a different annoying song plays. My ring tone is "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing" by Chris Isaak. Some days I'm tempted to pick up my desk phone and call myself all day just to drive her crazy for a change. Also, all of this eating has given her the hiccups. But it sounds like she's gasping for air instead of normal hiccups. I really want to go home.Thank you so much for allowing me to vent here. I hope I'm done now.
Welcome to another edition of bad cubicle stories. It is astounding to me just how many people have no clue whatsoever to how they eat, the smells and sounds or how their phone rings or their other weird habits. I used to sit near someone who had a lot of sinus problems and would... well he would sort of sniff it in and swallow. Yeeech. Did I just write that? I lived it. Sorry Sauntering Soul. Hang in there sister. Either that or start the screenplay; a funny movie may be forthcoming and will rescue you from day work.Can I get a cut? Tee hee. I eat quietly and have a plain ring tone.Anyway why am I here? Oh that! I get all kinds of weird "sex with grandmere" searches because I frequently mention my great and beauteous blog friend, Grandmere Mimi. Who is a truly decent and lovely human being and a grandmother and feisty but not romping around the internets.Ugh. You make me laugh CDP and I am actually quite sour today so I thank you deeply.Between you and SS's comments may day may make a turnaround yet.
I am so glad I work from home after reading the comments today.The food smell is The Dancer's frozen pizza and it's not bad. I can help myself to it if the temptation is too much.The sounds are dueling televisions. She's watching Oklahoma a few feet away from where I'm watching, or rather listening to, Bernard and Doris, starring one of those ugly progressive women, Susan Sarandon.I can live with it as long as it doesn't use the word Shawty.We should all be so ugly.But now I lost my place. Sisters giving handjobs?I should hope they charge extra for the sister thing.CDP! You shock me!
I wasn't disappointed at all, because what I really wanted to find was a story of familial love. Plus, every other page in that search gave me the other stuff I was looking for.
I'm laughing so damned hard I can barely type; the post got me giggling, and these comments--my gosh, think of the movie potential. Soul--I'm so sorry you're near this... person. The guy in the cubey next to me (a very nerdy man with a Canadian (?) accent) has this techno-disco ring that goes off every few minutes, as his wife obviously canNOT live without hearing him say "ye-ah" and "noh" in that annoying way.
It wasn't me! I'm innocent.
I've had some visitors get to my pages hoping for all kinds of things. Sisters giving hand jobs is a little worse than anything someone was hoping from.
It takes all kinds.
Wow. Maybe it's better to not know things like how people found you (I can barely type this fast enough... I'm off to see what my latest hits are).
SS--you are excused for the day.Fran--I chuckle at the very idea of "sourness" on your part, but I hope you're better today. Dcup--If I have managed to shock you, then I can retire; I've achieved my blogging goal.Pistols--See, everyone is happy...isn't that what's known as "win-win"? Dguzman--the only reason I posted this was for the comments, I knew they'd be funnier than the actual post.Dr. Z--I know, Pistols has already confessed.Matty--With all of the international traffic you get, I'm sure your search terms are far more interesting.MathMan--Thank you.Dr. M--I know!IF--I'm going to visit to see if you post about your search terms!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!That is all I can say.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Was it from someone named "Cletus" with a photo of his shack in the woods?
Guv'ner--I know, I'm still laughing at it. Now I'm going to be checking my search terms daily, just to see if there's anything funnier.
Sorry CDP...I don't know that someone searching for a handjob from his sister on the Internet is welcome from on this site. It's kinda funny though...
Spartacus--that freaked me out, too...I was thinking Cletus, like the Guv'ner. Then I thought that perhaps the gentleman was looking for African-American ladies. One never knows.
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