At the end of this post, I challenged readers to guess what I imagined saying to the gentleman with the caterpillar in his salad. To my amazement, NO ONE has guessed correctly! What I said (silently) was (OF COURSE):
"There's a caterpillar in your salad? Please, sir, keep it down...everyone will want one!" (Dguzman came close)
I'm here all week, folks.