A funny line from a book I'm reading (Muriel Spark's A Far Cry from Kensington):
(A character has just committed suicide. The police detectives are interviewing other characters, and the main character comments that the dead woman, a devout Catholic, had been suffering from emotional distress.)
""Catholic doesn't help with an unsound mind" said the policeman. He spoke with an Irish accent and probably knew what he was talking about."
In other literary news, Dr. Monkey has apparently discovered my husband's secret identity as an author of popular novels.