You say "run-on sentence" like it's a bad thing.
Give 'em time CDP. The arm farts will come. It's a male rite of passage.
spartacus is right^^^just wait.
Spartacus and enc--the dearth of arm farts is not for lack of trying...both of them pump as hard as they can but they haven't managed to produce sound yet. Our 10-year-old neighbor is tutoring them, so I know it's only a matter of time.
Apparently arm farting is no longer limited to males. I rode in a car last night with two nine year old girls who could armpit fart better than The Actor.Class. All the way.
BFKADC--that's Klass with a Kapital K. Start saving for finishing school!Fran--Yeah. I'm working on the bunker now; when they reach adolescence either they or I will need it.
My nieces found this one at McDonald's today:Q: Why did the hamburger go to the gym?A: He wanted stronger buns.
Awesome! I'll definitely avoid telling him that one!
Two guys walk into a bar.
Wyld--as long as he's not telling me about men from Nantucket, I'm good!
I'm thinking this is one of the many reasons parents should get an award.
Guv'ner--thank you. I look forward to receiving my trophy and/or plaque (with cash, of course).
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