Sunday, May 4, 2008

At Least He Doesn't Know How to Arm Fart Yet

Q. Why did the boy put a hose in his friend's ear?

A. Because he wanted to BRAINWASH HIM!



HA! Get it,Mom? Brain! Wash! Brainwash! Ha ha ha! That's a pretty funny joke, right? Wanna hear some more good jokes?

12 comments:

Spartacus said...

Give 'em time CDP. The arm farts will come. It's a male rite of passage.

enc said...

spartacus is right^^^just wait.

CDP said...

Spartacus and enc--the dearth of arm farts is not for lack of trying...both of them pump as hard as they can but they haven't managed to produce sound yet. Our 10-year-old neighbor is tutoring them, so I know it's only a matter of time.

The Blogger Formerly Known as DCup said...

Apparently arm farting is no longer limited to males. I rode in a car last night with two nine year old girls who could armpit fart better than The Actor.

Class. All the way.

FranIAm said...

Oh my...

CDP said...

BFKADC--that's Klass with a Kapital K. Start saving for finishing school!

Fran--Yeah. I'm working on the bunker now; when they reach adolescence either they or I will need it.

BeckEye said...

My nieces found this one at McDonald's today:

Q: Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A: He wanted stronger buns.

CDP said...

Awesome! I'll definitely avoid telling him that one!

Wyldth1ng said...

Two guys walk into a bar.

CDP said...

Wyld--as long as he's not telling me about men from Nantucket, I'm good!

The Guv'ner said...

I'm thinking this is one of the many reasons parents should get an award.

CDP said...

Guv'ner--thank you. I look forward to receiving my trophy and/or plaque (with cash, of course).

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