This week's Comment of the Week is awarded to Falwless! Her stunningly awesome comment in response to my post about my latest class was:
"Happy history taking!"
So congratulations, Falwless, Commenter of the Week*!
*Immediately prior to this post, I received a registered letter, allegedly sent by the office of the Secretary of the Treasury. The text of this communication follows, and I wonder if I should question its authenticity.
It has come to our attention that you and your piss-poor “blog” have established a rinky-dinky little half-assed comment contest. Whatever. Yippee for you. We must, however, express our gravest concern that Falwless, the greatest blogger since the birth of the internet, has not yet been recognized in this “contest”, although a simple review makes it clear that she should have won, and easily, every single damn week. Amid all this stupid ass blah blah blah about “deregulation” and “oversight”, we’ve done some research and have determined that the collapse of the financial markets is due solely and entirely to your inability to distinguish brilliant comments from total crap. Seriously. Nice work, asshole, see you on the breadlines. Jesus Christ.
Hank “Pull My Finger” Paulson
Benjamin “Spanky” Bernanky (sic)
PS—just kidding. You had nothing to do with it.
PPS—you wish, dumb ass. It’s totally all your fault. If you can’t open your damn eyes and see that Falwless’s comments are way better than every other shitpile of a comment on your so-called blog, then you’re a bigger moron than we thought, and that’s pretty effing big. Seriously, her comments are shitloads better than anyone else’s, and you’re damn lucky that you haven’t done worse than drive the country to the brink of the next Great Depression. When the tent cities start springing up, we’ll make sure they’re called “cdp-villes”. Because it’s all your effing fault. Asshole.