Well, thank God someone tagged me, because I'd have nothing otherwise. Dcup got me this time, but I'm pretty sure I've done this tag before. That won't stop me from doing it again. You can guess which answers are true and which ones are damned lies.
1. Where was I ten years ago?
I was the mayor of a small town in Alaska.
2. What was on my To Do list today?
Drop off kids at school, start laundry, go to the dentist, go to work, help some Swiss guy with some misguided photon thingy, audition dancers for my new video, pick up some groceries, register for my next class, fire several members of my household staff.
3. What would I do if I were a billionaire?
I am a billionaire; hence, I'm already doing what I'd do if I were a billionaire.
4. Five places I've lived:
Silver Spring, Maryland, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Vatican, New Haven, Connecticut, Trump Tower
5. Bad habits:
Picking at my cuticles, texting while driving at high speeds, overly compulsive housecleaning, insider trading, drinking too much coffee on weekends, issuing phony Papal Bulls, unlicensed trout fishing.
I won't tag anyone, but let me know in comments if you decide to do this meme.