Me: (6:30 last night, fending off 7yo, who wants to see the macaroni and cheese that’s just come out of the oven): Sweetie, get away from that. It’s boiling hot
7yo: Is it as hot as molten lava?
7yo: Well, it smells WAY better than molten lava.
Me: I’m guessing that it does, although I’ve never been close enough to molten lava to smell it.
7yo: Yeah. It’s like molten lava. And the oven is a VOLCANO of DELICIOUS.