Text message from my husband, 12:45 pm March 17:
What the hell is wrong with you Irish? Just had corned beef w cabbage for first time. Worst thing I ever ate. Jesus.
Ahem. I fully concede the point about corned beef and cabbage, which is vile. That point granted, though, should a Korean, whose people are responsible for kimchi, really make this a comment on the relative merits of our respective ethnicities' cuisine? This response was too long for a text, of course, so my response was as follows:
No kidding. Could have told you that. Bon appetit.