Scene: A suburban kitchen, 11 pm. At the table sits the Wife, tea cup in hand, books and notebook spread in front of her. Enter the Husband.
Wife: I have one more paper to write, then the final, and then I'm done with this class, and not a minute too soon.
Husband: What's the paper about?
Husband (rolls his eyes): When is your schoolwork NOT a drama? But seriously, what's the topic?