Please come in, and do make yourselves at home. I apologize for the mess. As you see, I've been trying to make some changes, and I wonder now if it isn't easier to just throw the whole thing away and start over. I have a strange white space, and while I've managed to restore my sidebar, I can't seem to move any of my page elements into it. I'll keep working on it, although I can't really see what good this will do. If my car broke down, I could work on it, too, but the only result would be that my disposition would be shot all to hell for the day, and my car would still be broken down. In other words, the spirit is willing but the skills are weak.
I'm trying to resolve an issue right now, with a for-now unnamed company. I have dealt with this company in a dignified and forthright manner, and in good faith, and my efforts thus far have been futile. My next step might be to launch a blog campaign against them. I hate to do this, but I have been pushed to the wall and might have to push back. If the issue is not resolved to my satisfaction by the end of this week, I'll be sticking it to the man in HTML or whatever it is you kids are calling it. A hollow threat, perhaps, from someone who apparently can't even drop and drag, but unless I can get my Nana to write a letter, I see no other alternative. And now, good day to you, sirs and madams.